May 2013
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“If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.”
– A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via serjorahmormont)
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disparateyouth:
its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm
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Watchparalysedbeaver:
The final Stefon sketch from Saturday Night Live.
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my ability to play subway surfers and watch tv shows at the same time is admirable and if you can’t respect that, we can’t be friends
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zaytanmaliks:
OH
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fakehighschoolboyfriend:
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
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goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
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phistbump:
i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh
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noonereadstheurl:
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
that-kid-from-london:
*autoplay on ur blog* [simon cowell voice] it’s a no from me
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